So, nothing like a blood donor questionnaire form to make you contemplate how boring your life is. I know, talking about how boring my life is isn’t the best way to get people to start reading my blog but this is where I’m starting.
Seriously? Have you ever stopped to really read this thing?
Since 1980, have you spent five years or more in Europe? Have you received a blood transfusion in the United Kingdom?
Have you been to Africa or Latin America?
Have you had a tattoo in the last year? What about a body piercing?
Have you had sexual contact with a prostitute?
Have you had sexual contact with a male who has had sexual contact with another male?
Who gets to do all this stuff? And if you did do this stuff why would you admit to it, in writing, to a complete stranger on a big red bus? Can you imagine if I started asking all of these questions to men I was interested in dating? How would I bring them all up anyway? So, how’s your salad? By the way, ever get fucked in the ass? Did you pay for it? Would you mind passing the salt? Not exactly the best conversation starter. Finding a decent man is hard enough already and my standards aren’t even all that high. I guess what I’m saying is that I’m ready for a little more adventure in my life. Mostly the kind that won’t get me banned from the blood bank but maybe a few things to make the questionnaire a little more interesting next time.
