I am not a rich woman. I work for what I have like everyone else. Most days I like my life, my job, my car and the roof over my head. But then there are those “other” days. The days I wonder what it would be like to live the “good” life. What IS it like down on Easy Street?
I decided that I had enough of hearing the excuses of the “common man” on all the regular dating websites. Tired of the unemployed, under paid and just plain broke ass men telling me why they can’t take me here or there, asking me to split the check when they did or just plain dashing out on the bill all together.
I had heard rumors that there was a website exclusively for “Sugar Daddies” and the women interested in getting one. Well if that didn’t have my name written all over it then I don’t know what does. I put up my profile and it doesn’t take long before “Donald” sends me an email asking to take me out. I tell him to meet me at a place that I had been dying to try.
He shows up and he’s just…….. eh. Not really my type but he did drive an awful long way to meet me so I decided to put the lack of attraction aside and hope that his personality is going to win me over.
Nope, not even close.
He decides the best topic of conversation would be his ex. Who is a stripper. Seriously? (On a side note please tell me how you go from a hot skinny blonde who can shake it with the best of them to well, ummm, me.) He tells me of how he would woo her with jewelry and that his jeweler knew exactly how to make the fake stuff look completely real and how the ex was none the wiser. Wow. Guess I know what NOT to put on my Christmas list.
The evening wears on; we check out a band and have a few drinks. Certainly not the worst date I have ever had and since I know I’m not going to have to foot the bill I’m good with the whole thing but I’m certainly not interested in a second date and from the vibes I’m getting I think it’s a mutual feeling. So man was I surprised when at the end of the date he goes for the goodnight kiss and asks if I want to head to a hotel with him because with all of the women he has had long term relationships with they slept together on the first date.
Wait for it…… wait for it…….
BBBBBWWWWWAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Do chicks really fall for this crap? Just because you’ve got a few more dollars to spend on a date than the average man you think I’m going to just hop into bed with you? Um sorry, your last romantic encounter might have been with someone who had relationships for money but that is NOT the case with me.
After I’m done laughing in his face I tell him I’ll pass and happily go home ALONE. Maybe I’m crazy but after that I decided that I would much rather be with a blue collar man that works as hard as I do for everything he has. Besides, these kinds of men may not have a lot of money but they are usually not afraid to work hard to please a woman. That’s worth a cheap date anytime if you ask me.
